Written by Geoffrey Kloske, Illustrated by Barry Blitt
Atheneum Books for Young Readers, 2005
The plot in a nutshell: A father takes shortcuts while reading several stories to his child, in hopes of getting the child to sleep faster
You can condense Goldilocks and the Three Bears into just a few sentences.
Here’s one of those books that may be even funnier for parents than it is for kids. The dad in this story, in an attempt to lull his child to sleep, reads eight stories, five nursery rhymes and even two riddles to his child. He edits them as he goes, trimming them down to their bare essence and making them, as the book progresses, more and more themed around going to sleep. At the end of the book, the father has fallen asleep in the bed beside the child.
Reading stories to my kids was always one of my favorite things about parenting, but even so, there were nights when I hoped they picked out short books, mostly because I was tired or had other things I needed to take care of. Of course, those always seemed to be the nights they picked the long books. And yes, there were probably a few times when I tried to skim over some lines to abbreviate the story. It wasn’t often, though, because kids are always smarter than we give them credit for and mine would call me out on it. So mostly, we stuck to the story as written.
This is the first book from author Geoffrey Kloske, who already has an impressive resume as an editor, working with such authors as David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, Nick Hornby and Bob Dylan. Mr. Kloske captures the essence of increasing desperation as the narrator father tries to get his child to sleep, but manages to keep it light and very comical. The illustrations, by cartoonist Barry Blitt, also work to condense the abbreviated stories into one or two pictures, while also cutting back to the dad reading by the bedside. A fun book, especially for parents of kids who steadfastly defy the sandman.
And what did we learn? What I take away from this book is that while shortcuts may sometimes make the trip shorter, they’re best avoided when the trip is worth savoring.